Lois Lane Has a New Boyfriend

DC announced that Superman and Lois Lane would not be married in the rebooted Superman titles, and that Lois would even have a new boyfriend.


We now know who that boyfriend is: Lois’s buff, blonde TV news coworker, Johnathan Carroll. Carroll is introduced in Superman #1, when Clark Kent visits Lois’ apartment to apologize for some boneheaded thing he’s said, and catches her in the middle of “celebrating” with a shirtless Johnathan.
 
This guy? Really? Well, at least we can be reasonably certain that he won’t stand in the way of Super-destiny for very long.