Never Use Fictional Characters As Moral Guides

How do you expect kids to listen to parents?
Tarzan lives half naked
Cinderella comes back home at midnight
Pinocchio lies all the time
Aladdin is the king of thieves
Batman drives at 320KM/h
Sleeping beauty is lazy
Snow white lives with 7 guys
Superman is an illegal terrestrial immigrant of Earth 
Captain America is a racist