What Happened to LeBron James?

So LeBron is really gonna go to New York Knicks then, seeing how the King choked and the Diesel couldn't deliver a ring for the King. Comparing the Antawn-to-Cavs trade to Gasol-to-Lakers's? BLAH.

Celtics meeting the Magic, ladies and gentlemen. Battle of the big men impending!

FYI, these were ESPN analysts who predicted for Cavs in the last two seasons:

FAIL.

So what happened? Here's a detailed breakdown of his pivotal Game 5 failure: